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My cat has a girlfriend.
It's a little tortoiseshell from down the road. he is really cute when the tortoiseshell is near, as he rolls around and just generally acts cute. I'm not actually sure weather  the tortoiseshell likes him or not, but hey, it's cute he has a crush.
Awww.

Weird weather

Hello!
Ever noticed that the weather may be becoming weirder than ever before? I think this might be down to global warming, and greenhouse gases and such, but the truth is, I don't think that anyone is really sure what is causing this weather. For example, in certain places there are loads of storms, and during some of these storms there may well be more sprites than ever before. (Sprites are lightning like things that happen high up in clusters. They are quite rare. If you are still not sure what they are look it up on a search engine.)

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Sometimes, my cat has these strange "Mad moments". He goes really frisky and jumps around. I think it's because he is really is still a kitten. It's funny, though, as if you dangle a toy in front of his face, he just leaps at it and tries to tear it apart. He's already wrecked about three of his toys. I suppose it's cute, in a way. I think this is probably practice for taking over the world, in case his bodyguards are dispatched and so he has to fend for himself. But hey, I don't think he'll get anywhere close to taking over the world anytime soon.

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I think
if my cat had a ranking in the evil world, he would be an evil henchman. This is because he is kind of cute in an evil way. He is not particularly bright, but he is evil, in his own fluffy way.

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My cat is a sleep machine. He looks really cute when he is sleeping, but that might just be a ruse just to draw us in so he can maul us.
He does look fat though, as when he lies down his sides just sort of splurge outwards.

I think that whenever he is sleeping, he always has one eye open so he can see where the food is.

Strange signs

There is something quite amusing about strange signs.

I like to look at them and laugh. Have a look at these ones:

On a chocolate peanut and raisin packet: May contain peanut traces.
On a sign: Caution, this sign has sharp edges.
On a fire safety sign: Do not use elevator, use water.
On a notice sign: Thank you for noticing this notice, your noticing it has been noted.
Sign: No pets allowed (Sign underneath says all pets must be on a leash.)
Caution sign: Water on road during rain.

Thank you for all the people who gave me the silly sign ideas

Hope you like these!

Food

I like food.
Not in the sense that I am greedy, I just like eating it, and feeling it on my tongue. Sometimes I just cannot stop eating a type of food. Some people say that I am very restrained with my food, but that is just because I don't feel like eating at that point.

What kinds of food do you like eating?

(Don't feel pressured that you have to put something down, I would just like to know.)