He likes to go out about three hundred times a day, just at the exact moment when you don't want him to, but then I suppose this is what a lot of cats do. Sometimes I wonder where he has got to, but fortunately, I do have a friend who keeps tabs on him whenever he is out and about. I think that whenever he is out he turns into a panther and runs wild, but I think there could be a flaw in this plan, which is that he is a bit of a scaredy cat. Oh well, I just don't tell him that.
