Hey! Today I'm going to do a thing on what to avoid.
Old ladies with Zimmer frames
Old ladies with small dogs
Small dogs in general
Small things in general
and what not to avoid:
Trains coming at high speed. 'Cause you're on the other platform
mosquitoes. It's winter and they don't like cold weather
Old ladies with Zimmer frames. You live in a different country
Presents. They don't contain bombs or small evil chaffinches with teeth
Anyway, don't listen to this advice and go talk to someone who knows what they're talking about.