Things to avoid

Hey! Today I'm going to do a thing on what to avoid.

Old ladies with Zimmer frames
Old ladies with small dogs
Small dogs in general
Small children
Small things in general
Chickens

and what not to avoid:
Trains coming at high speed. 'Cause you're on the other platform
mosquitoes. It's winter and they don't like cold weather
Old ladies with Zimmer frames. You live in a different country
Presents. They don't contain bombs or small evil chaffinches with teeth

Anyway, don't listen to this advice and go talk to someone who knows what they're talking about.