Welcome to the three step guide of how to survive a zombie apocalypse:
Oh, is that what to do when you're on fire? Wait a sec, let me have a look at the book of surviving in a zombie apocalypse by Zom . B.
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Ah, here we go.
Step one: Find a secure hiding place
Step two: acquire something to shoot with
Step three: Don't get bitten.
There you have it, your very own survival guide to show you how to survive not getting eaten by polar bears.
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